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Marimba

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Off my back and out of the sack. Let's unpack and have a snack!"

'Never mind singing it in rap... a simple 'I do' will suffice.'

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Bashful in Nashville

“Can I have her now? Hey! My turn.”

"Do you have any knitting patterns for somebody who can only count to five?"

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Dance.

Zumba

Popera!

"When Ed suggested 5 potato, 6 potato, 7 potato more, I suggested a vasectomy."

"The time has come for some tough cost-cutting decisions, and I'm forced to ask myself, do we really need a bass?"

Jerry Lordan

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Musical genres

'My love is like a red red rose...'

'Yeah, you have lips like Mick Jagger ... ok, back to the teleconference.'

The Little Drummer Boy.

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

"Hey, Dad, I've been working on a song for our family band!"

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

"Wait, so his first whole sentence was 'I don't want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day'?!"

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'It was worse than that ? I was slimed by a lawyer!'