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Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Bobbies library of jeans

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

'We are so in sync!'

Birds doing the 'wave'.

High Pants/Low Pants.

"I'm thinkin' blond."

On the Hanger

Miss Advertising transformed in the dressing room.

Rudy, am I correct that you and Armstrong each just upgraded your laptops? Yeah, so? And last month, if I'm not mistaken, you and Armstrong each upgraded your phones. Again, so? Don't you see what's happened to you and Armstrong? You've synchronized your cycles. What? Your upgrade cycles! They're in sync! What in the world are you talking about? What in the world indeed?!

'Oxygen with that swimsuit ma'am?'

'Welcome to our first ever... Casual Sunday.'

"We're from the 'Times' Style-section rescue squad."

"I want my back-to-school clothes to be stylish yet practical...comfortable yet rugged...something that says Gracie Bermudez!"

"Psst. . . fancy shoe sales are down. Can you make Crocs instead?"

Butterfly Bow-tie.

Sailor and car

Short Hair: Expectations vs. Reality

'Must you get new clothes every season? I'm still wearing stuff I got years ago.'

Dancing

"Showoff" - Bald man envies punk.

'This is a teeny. Do you have it in a weeny?'

World Hair Day.

'You'll have to come up with something new...Nobody notices you anymore.'

"It's from around this time that we began to see a change of style in the artist's work."

"Life's a bleach, and then you dye..."

"You're different from last time."

Breakages must be paid for

'My teenage daughter just has to dress differently, just like all her friends.'

"Have you ever noticed how old married couples start to look alike?"

'I'm all for belt-tightening, darling. Trouble is I can't decide which belt - Prada or Gucci?'

I Hate My Hat Magazine

"Why would a gorgeous young thing like you wanna look fifty, darling?"