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"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

A women in a shoeshop.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Absolutely not!"

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Keeping warm.

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Mr Metrosexual.

'Do you like my little black number?'

At the suit makers

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"That shirt is so last year."

"Like my new haircut?"

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

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