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"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"This is going to make the most amazing driftwood table."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

A women in a shoeshop.

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Absolutely not!"

Keeping warm.

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

Mr Metrosexual.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

At the suit makers

'Do you like my little black number?'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

His and Her wardrobe's

"Everybody should live in a market economy. It's terrific."

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

'She dressed herself this morning.'

"That shirt is so last year."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"