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"This regift exchange isn't going to work if we all regift sweaters."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"Stop me before I invent plaid!"

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

"Now that's art!"

Stitch one, pearl one...

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

"Can you de-schlump him?"

E-commerce for shoplifters.

Please examine your children's tv before they watch it as mistakes can not afterwards be rectified

Life drawing class.

'My God, you're right - they are all back issues of TV guide.'

'I can't take anymore, Gladys - I'm asking for a transfer to pottery !'

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

"His work hovers between neo-realism, post-modernism and crap."

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

"This is one of his early works, from before he was able to throw the paint and actually hit the canvas."

Rodin's Look-out Man

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Jeff hadn't quite anticipated how he'd feel exhibiting his art publicly for the first time.

'Oscaar? Where aaaare you? Portrait time!'

"I think you wound it too tight."

'I'm just adding to my collection of figurines.'