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"This regift exchange isn't going to work if we all regift sweaters."

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Well, you know these child prodigies - they can be very demanding about how their work is displayed.

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"There are no bad dogs. Only good dogs who make bad choices."

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

'A bed just isn't the same without a person in it.'

"Stop me before I invent plaid!"

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

"Now that's art!"

"Can you de-schlump him?"

'You asked for the 'Cartoonists' Cut'. You got the Cartoonists' Cut'. What's the problem?'

Dog watching show called, 'After Obedience School Special'

"Their entire planet is coated in things called doodads, tchotchkes, trinkets, knick-knacks, bric-a-brac, and clutter."

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

Stitch one, pearl one...

E-commerce for shoplifters.

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'I can't take anymore, Gladys - I'm asking for a transfer to pottery !'

"This would be perfect! If it were a different style, in a different color, from a different store."

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Life drawing class.

'My God, you're right - they are all back issues of TV guide.'

It's a new miracle fabric, of course.

'You always have to be different, don't you?'

"His work hovers between neo-realism, post-modernism and crap."

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"This is one of his early works, from before he was able to throw the paint and actually hit the canvas."

Rodin's Look-out Man

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

Jeff hadn't quite anticipated how he'd feel exhibiting his art publicly for the first time.

'Oscaar? Where aaaare you? Portrait time!'

Hi, Emily. Can you come over? I'm picking out my top outfits for school. I want to look good and � There's no one here to show them to.

'I'm just adding to my collection of figurines.'