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The Eclectic Chair

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Too much togetherness can lead to unexpected problems.

'Hey! Hey! You need a trout stamp! Where's your trout stamp?!'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

Pampered and poodled.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

Alternative fielding positions

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

'They've certainly got designs on your purse!'

Mister Pretty Shoes

"I don't like your application."

"Some fitting room. Nothing fits!"

"Do you do much walking?"

'I'll take it!'

Changing Room Decisions

"Of course, lots of women are just going bare-headed."