Stuffed Animal Cuddler Gifts

'Mom, Dad, I'm scared.'

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Pick me!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

A midwife holding a baby

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

Dog Dreams

'Cow in love'

Canine Companion

'No. no. When your wife asked you to change the baby, she meant the diaper.'

Cling-On Dog

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Love a Mutt

'My mom's the greatest surgeon this side of Mayo brothers.'

Pet a Puppy

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

Dog lover

"I hate it when we fight."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'Well, he's definitely got your nose...'

"He's already getting attached to you."

"What did you expect in the land of milk and honey?"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Bed Seasons

A Tit for Tat.

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

"Your love gives me strength."

Sign at vet's says 'Cat's waiting area'. Cat says to dog with head in cone: 'Oi, mate, can't you read?'

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Where Shaving Cream Comes From