Studying Physics Gifts

Time-Space Convergence Ahead

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Big Bang Theory.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'But I digress...'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

I will study my speling words...

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

The Bookworm

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"According to mom the answers are all in this book!" "Too bad there's no pictures at which to look!"

Burning the midnight oil.

'And this year's 'Inquisitive Learner Award' goes to...'

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

Intelligent people laugh too!

"A student skipped a model U.N. meeting – now he's claiming diplomatic immunity."

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

Boy and girl at thier studies

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

'Remember, Edward, inside every 'F' student is a 'D' student trying to get out.'

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

Do your research!

'I ace 'wheeling' but I flunked 'dealing'' - Boy on leaving Business Administration.

The Style of Elements

"Eventually, you have to stop visualizing yourself doing well on the test, and actually do the test."