Physics Student Gifts

'A study of inertia - a physics student at rest'

'With my degree in law and in physics, I hope to create resonable doubt.'

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

'Poor Mr Newton, we fell right onto his head... Hope he'll be OK...'

'And it wasn't until my last semester in cosmotology that I realized it had nothing at all to do with space travel.'

The One That Newton Missed

"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero."

"Boy, that Isaac Newton is one smart cookie!"

Where your mind & battle are los

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Computer Room.

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Big Bang Theory.

Albert Einstein

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Eternal Student.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

Guitarist

The Bookworm

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Burning the midnight oil.

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Zoology Class. Test Today. What did you get for the question about Fuzzy Wuzzy?

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."