Physics Student Gifts

'A study of inertia - a physics student at rest'

'With my degree in law and in physics, I hope to create resonable doubt.'

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

'Poor Mr Newton, we fell right onto his head... Hope he'll be OK...'

'And it wasn't until my last semester in cosmotology that I realized it had nothing at all to do with space travel.'

The One That Newton Missed

"Photons have mass, but their rest mass is zero."

"Boy, that Isaac Newton is one smart cookie!"

Where your mind & battle are los

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Computer Room.

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Big Bang Theory.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

Eternal Student.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

Burning the midnight oil.

Guitarist

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Oh, stop it. You are not at all obtuse." Complimentary angles make the other angles feel good about themselves.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

The Bookworm

"Yes Dad, I passed math and now I'm passing chemistry and physics."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'