Photography Student Gifts

'My family's eyes are all blue! You had the camera setting on red out!'

Where your mind & battle are los

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Being raised in the city, Fred didn’t quite grasp the true purpose of a game camera."

The Art Student.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Computer Room.

'C'mon get it straight.'

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Big Bang Theory.

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"You've got a long, long road ahead of you, young man."

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Studies show that children of immigrants are more likely to to take advanced math and science courses and more likely to take advanced placement tests in preparation for college."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

The Artist

Eternal Student.

Tourists

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

My First Camera

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

The Bookworm

Guitarist

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!