Future Physicist Gifts

Girls in Science

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

'Beginning Prodigy Book' - 'Lolly Builds a Cyclotron'

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

"Straight As in Physics, Maths and Chemistry! You might surpass your dad and finally catch a roadrunner..."

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

'Does this have anything to do with Einstein's theory of relativity?'

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

'Tastes like cherry kool-aid, what's it do?'

Jr. cloning kit

"One year closer to college!"

'What goes up, must come down!' 'Not if you give it enough thrust, to send it flying forever across the face of the universe.'

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

Gracie's baby toys.

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'The path to becoming an astronaut is rougher than I thought.'

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'Sharon's into genetic engineering!'

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Newton's Cradle Solar System

"Police? My son and his friends were playing, building a moon rocket. . . I believe that they actually blasted off!"

Publisher. "The Laws of Motion " is a little dry for a title, Mr. Newton. How about something catchier like "When Push Comes to Shove"?

"Bonk!"

Baby Scientist

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN! "It was mostly okay, but there's way too much micromanagement!"

I think he knows something that we don't know about the uranium molecule.

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

'A 'D' in physics and biology, an 'A' in reading aloud. What will ever become of this kid?'

Plasma Ball