Achieving A Science Degree Gifts

A scientist with Biology, Chemistry and Science Trivia certificates on his wall

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

'But what is the universe for?'

'Son, it's time we had that little talk about ornithology and entomology.'

''Science moves but slowly, slowly, creeping on from point to point.' Tennyson.'

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'Irwin graduates from an online course today.'

"Trying to impress us on your first day is understandable, but the moon has already been discovered."

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

Eureka!

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

Baby Scientist

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

"If we evolved from stupid people, why are there stupid people still around?"

I love Science.

Girls in Science

“We thought it was so smart getting the phone out of the bottle, but then it went right for the clickbait.”

"Galileo soon modified his gravity experiments" "Ready to catch it?"

"The results of your last project are back and it appears the app you created makes you obsolete."

"She's done it! The formula for work-life balance!"

The farm-raised catfish goes to college

'Well sure, if you want to get technical about it.'

Scientist to scientist looking in microscope: 'Be careful - they sense fear.'

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

"I wrote my thesis on 'Tears of A Clown: Irony or Paradox?'"

Gamma Ray Lab/Gamma Ray Shielding Materials Lab

'...and I share my prize with the maintenance dept. who have worked tirelessly to keep the clean room perfectly immaculate.'

'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

'Mrs. Wayne was so excited about getting her masters in physical science, she took a quantum leap!'

Scientist with model of a house in a test tube.

PhD