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The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

'The circle is complete!'

North Pole

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Deforestation.

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Nature versus commerce.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Scarcity

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"I love you too, big guy."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'I admire your floatibility.'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

'Echo Tourism'

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

Climate Crisis

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.