Ecosystem T-Shirts

"I am the chosen one!"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'Hardly incontrovertible evidence!' (For climate change).

Nature - Eat - Be Eaten

'Down in one! Down in one! Down in one!'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'We're done scavenging! Now, move along.'

sun and moons

Bug Zapper

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Deforestation.

North Pole

'The circle is complete!'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I love you too, big guy."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'I admire your floatibility.'

'Echo Tourism'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."