Ecosystem Studies T-Shirts

Open Season

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

'The circle is complete!'

Deforestation.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

North Pole

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Nature versus commerce.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

"I love you too, big guy."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

'I admire your floatibility.'

'Echo Tourism'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

"Smokey The Tree"

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Good riddance! They were messing up the environment."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.