Ecosystem Gifts

"I am the chosen one!"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'Hardly incontrovertible evidence!' (For climate change).

Nature - Eat - Be Eaten

'Down in one! Down in one! Down in one!'

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'We're done scavenging! Now, move along.'

sun and moons

Bug Zapper

The Jeopardy of Progress

What are you giving Mother Earth this year?

'What motivated you to become a environmentalist?'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

North Pole

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Deforestation.

'The circle is complete!'

Nature versus commerce.

'I want to make a positive environmental statement - What do you suggest I order?'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Humans & Lemmings have a lot in comon...'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"I love you too, big guy."

'I admire your floatibility.'

"I'm afraid our drinking water isn't pure."

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

'Echo Tourism'

'What's the big deal about acid rain? Can't we just make alkaline rain to counteract it?'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'You have to Marvell eh - 'annihalating all that's made to a green thought in a green shade.''