Studying Ancient Rome Mugs

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Bacchus.

Neptune

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

I'm Spartacus.

Mummy Tourist

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

Academic Boogie Down - 'Once you've taught Sanskrit, there is no going back to Caligula.'

Janus 2021

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

Romulus (left) and Remus

Why Rome Fell:'Peel you a grape? Don't you know that the skin is where all the vitamins are?'

"They must be planning to do a real number on us. It looks like they've brought along an accountant."

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

I arrived, I Ate, I Conquered (aka Pooped).

Virgil

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

Bath Christmas Market

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

Robert Denarii: 'You talin' to me.'

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

Intellectual property. Luckless Roman inventor who forgets to patent his creations is fed to the lions with the words 'Time to try out my lion repellent invention'

King Neptune getting an unwanted haircut from a Speedboat propeller

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit.

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

Why the Romans stopped serving alcohol at sporting events.

'We will have ever lasting peace in Jerusalem when we have got rid of this lot!'