Studying Ancient Rome T-Shirts

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Bacchus.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Neptune

Julius is writing a memoir of his youth, but doesn't know what to call it. "Caesar's Salad Days"!

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

I'm Spartacus.

"I'm really gonna miss Rome."

Mummy Tourist

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

Romulus and Remus ( and their brother Derek )

Academic Boogie Down - 'Once you've taught Sanskrit, there is no going back to Caligula.'

Janus 2021

"It's five post meridiem in Central Europe. Compliled form the major networks the news is next."

Romulus (left) and Remus

Why Rome Fell:'Peel you a grape? Don't you know that the skin is where all the vitamins are?'

Roman playing croquet under aqueducts.

"They must be planning to do a real number on us. It looks like they've brought along an accountant."

'I have really gotten into this Roman History course.'

"Remember, Jeremy, thou art immortal."

Robert Denarii: 'You talin' to me.'

Virgil

Bath Christmas Market

I arrived, I Ate, I Conquered (aka Pooped).

Veni, Vidi, Vici, Mani, Pedi.

Caesar slips on ice. Bystander says 'He was warned-beware the ice of March'

Intellectual property. Luckless Roman inventor who forgets to patent his creations is fed to the lions with the words 'Time to try out my lion repellent invention'

King Neptune getting an unwanted haircut from a Speedboat propeller

Audiences at the coliseum were down after health and safety had paid a visit.

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

Mappa Brittanica