Studying Ancient History T-Shirts

Updated Classics.

"It's me, Sisyphus . . . Honey, I have to work overtime . . . "

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Tourists

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Have you been playing dice?"

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

Playdough's The Republic

The Trojan Beagle.

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Neptune

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Trojan Hurdler.

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"I miss the Augean stables."

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

The Fall of Gnome

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

Noah's life jacket demonstration