Studying Ancient History Prints

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"It's me, Sisyphus . . . Honey, I have to work overtime . . . "

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Tourists

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

Archimedes statue with a lever

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Playdough's The Republic

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

The Trojan Beagle.

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

Julius is writing a memoir of his youth, but doesn't know what to call it. "Caesar's Salad Days"!

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

Neptune

Fertility goddess. Nanny goddess.

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

Trojan Hurdler.

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'

"I miss the Augean stables."

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

The Fall of Gnome

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue