Studying History Prints

'Syllogisms won't do you any good here, Mr Aristotle.'

Particular to a Hair.

Advent of Colonial Penny Post

'Rome may not have been built in a day, but I'll destroy it in one.'

Old soldiers never die. They just become TV pundits.

Brixton Twinned.

Richard Wagner

"It appears the ark was designed with no bathroom."

Stork delivers a bomb.

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

Support the Ex-Troops

Flags

Apples for sale

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"Away with the warmonger!"

School Cafeteria. It's the start of the school year. The Geometry teacher will come by to verify that we're serving truly square meals. The grammar teacher says the alphabet soup is runny and needs some punctuation added. History teachers keep a record of all the past meals and so will notice any leftovers being served. And the computer lab staff expressed concern about all the cookies so the astronomy teacher suggested switching to candy for dessert. I'll bet she thinks Starburst and Milk

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

To Err Is Human, to Mess up Big-Time Is Democratic

"Your rule about no yelling out in class...that's a violation of my 1st Amendment rights!"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

'I suppose we've got to keep a sense of perspective. The Greeks waste our money, the French merely spend it.'

New Resident of Downing Street

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'General, please hire large armies of foreign mercenaries to complete the works of death, desolation and tyranny.'

Harry S. Truman

"Hell, George - they even miss ME!"

'I like the history professor but I think he's mired in the past.'

'I know the answer. I just need a moment to come to grips with it.'

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

"It's either the Ten Commandments or the Mueller Report."

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'