Ancient Studies Prints

"We can thank Hippocrates for changing healing from an occult art to a science."

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

The first car accident.

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"He's his own worst enemy."

Hildegard von Bingen

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

"The knights of the round accent table"

Swiss army knife

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

Those Were The Days

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"I miss the Augean stables."

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

I just made up that part. It should really throw people for a loop if they find this place thousands of years from now!

Early accounting scandals.

"Plagiarist!"

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Oh, the armor is state of the art

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

Oog has invented the organization chart.

'The dawn of woman' - Ape-women dance around giant bar of chocolate.

'Of course she can talk - She INVENTED talking.'