Ancient Studies Mugs

"We can thank Hippocrates for changing healing from an occult art to a science."

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

The first car accident.

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"He's his own worst enemy."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"The knights of the round accent table"

Hildegard von Bingen

Eagle (The Divine Comedy).

Swiss army knife

Those Were The Days

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

Early accounting scandals.

"Plagiarist!"

"Mark, you have to stop calling John's gospel 'Fan Fiction.'"

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Sharing the Bed with Zeno

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'Of course she can talk - She INVENTED talking.'

Early attempts at standardising currency.

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'