Studying Ancient Cultures Mugs

Alphabet soup of ancient Egypt.

Athena

"Meet the scribe"

Venus

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Tourists in Egypt

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Zeus's Caddy

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Pyramid catflap...

"I'm having my entrails read."

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

Museum. They were an ancient culture that worshipped the concept of zero. "Nothing" was sacred.

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

Archeologists discover Egyptian Computers.

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

'If you don't like it here, why don't you go back to Atlantis?'

"Is anything good on?"

Pompeii restoration project.

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"