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Mummy Tourist

"Meet the scribe"

Omara Portuondo

Venus

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

Tourists in Egypt

Zeus's Caddy

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"I'm having my entrails read."

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

Pyramid catflap...

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"I'm going to patronize India for my gap year, where are you going?"

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Wow, Ernie, another previously undiscovered tomb. And it has some unusual images. Is that a picture of the first sandwich? A thumbs up is next to it. The first "like"! Here's a drawing of a family and a heart has been added. The first emoji! This bird looks exactly like one we saw in the last tomb. The first retweet. Could this be the first social media? Yes! And this is how they scrolled!

"Wow! That's some PowerPoint presentation."

Museum. They were an ancient culture that worshipped the concept of zero. "Nothing" was sacred.

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

'The dawn of woman' - Ape-women dance around giant bar of chocolate.

"International travel accessories, 2025 Passport covers Hey, isn’t Canada a lovely country? Even if I'm from the US Luggage tags Dear World, We are very sorry about how the U.S. is acting lately. Phrasebook I did not vote for him. Yo no voté por él. The tariffs are really stupid. Los aranceles son realmente estúpidas. We don’t really want to invade your country. Realmente no queremos invadir su país."

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

Down on Bourbon Street...

As soon as he began speaking Manuel's Spanish accent was unmistakeable and he was evicted from the Local food group.

"Is anything good on?"

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

PHARMACY, 'Tell Hippocrates to write his prescriptions in Greek -- I can't read Babylonian!'

Pompeii restoration project.

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

Police man stands guard at a murder scene in Egyptology department of a museum.