Greek And Roman History Buffs Mugs

King Neptune getting an unwanted haircut from a Speedboat propeller

Tourists

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

Neptune

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

"Well, that certainly killed my buzz."

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

The Fall of Gnome

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

"When I said make it RIGHT, I meant correctly."

"Here's the parking lot."

"Darn autocorrect!"

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

'Who's the new guy?'

Sphinx Comes Alive

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Humanities 101. I hear you're reading Greek plays in there. Yeah, it's a real Medea blitz!

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.