Study Abroad Adventurer Gifts

"It's this marvelous little liberal-arts college in Kansas that gives frequent-flier miles."

Somewhere in France - The French have a word for it. And that word is souffle.

I should be a writer when I grow up...

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

'He's not as studious as he looks - his backpack is full of comic books.'

'This has been a drill. Had this been an actual test you would have been instructed...'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

Now showing, at a University near you...

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

Thank you for not doing research that has already been done.

'You know what they say - 'Those who don't learn the lessons of history are doomed to go to summer school.''

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

'The good teen-age mime chooses to study for an exam, while the bad one chooses to steal hubcaps.'

"The day at school? Oh, you know, the usual psychological and educational stew."

Off to see the world

Paper to boy: 'Did you forget something? I'm your take home test.'

"Turtling: When a child's backpack exceeds his weight"

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

"Where are redactions when you need them?"

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

Greek A-Z Map,

"We thought this was more realistic."

Neuro, Biology, Chemistry, Feedback, Psychology, Technology, Physiology Institute

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

Your salary as a research assistant is commensurate on your ability of spell, define, and delineate the work 'commensurate.'

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'The best grants lie that-a-ways, Ma'am.'

'Will Mr. 'No Comment' please remain after class.'