Student Teacher Gifts

"Can you help me, Mrs. Green? This wasn't covered in any of my education courses!"

The best advice I can give a new teacher is to listen to your students with your ears and heart

'First off, always identify and corral the ring leader...'

To student teacher: 'First off, always identify and corral the ring leader...'

"This one can be a problem. He's the class clown and his material is so good, it's hard not to laugh."

"Alice, please! You're a practice teacher! At some point I have to leave you alone with them!"

Teachers' Training Toughened: 'Sorry I'm late, I had to help one of the student teachers with their homework.'

'Quick get the teacher! I took an online ad survey and somehow I uploaded our student teacher!'

"I am beginning to think that my student teaching experience may not have completely prepared me for my own classroom."

"I'm Jimmy, your new student teacher."

'Your first day of student teaching?'

'Your first day of student teaching?'

"If you do well in your first practicum, you can move on to teaching real children."

A Puppet Named Juan

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Where your mind & battle are los

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

Ethics exam cheater.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Copycats

I should be a writer when I grow up...

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

Computer Room.

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Gender Equality