Student Loan Collector Pillows

"Do you mind if I go first."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'You shouldn't have.'

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

The Boss.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

J.P.Hensmore Superintendent AKA Head Honcho, The Big Guy,The Man, Numero Uno and The Big Cheese.

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I wonder what this was for."

"I'm going to be in the 7th grade before I get all my pre-school loans paid off."

It's an I-O-Ewe.

'Your investments in sub prime mortgages have become collectors items now! Aren't you excited?'

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"Congratulations J.L., I hear you're getting another 'really' in your title."

Delinquent Accounts - Day Late, Dollar Short.

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

'How old is this vase?'

We're barely gonna make it!