Student Loans Pillows

Graduate Job Openings

'What a coincidence. My student loan payment is the same as my unemployment check.'

"I figure that by the time I’m 62, I’ll have no student-loan debt, then, who knows – maybe start a family."

"Look, if it makes you feel any better, Nana and Poppa are still paying off their student loans."

'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'

College graduate holds a graduation cap like a beggar with sign saying 'college loan'.

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

"Please, sir - I have to pay off my student loans!"

"I had a dream that a rich guy came to campus and paid off our student loans."

Help. After Amassing Huge College Debt, I had To Dumb Down My Resume To Get A Job.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

Finally I understand why it's called 'Higher Education!'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"Well, Mr. Shoddy, if we were to approve your business loan, you'd really need to change the name of your company."

Student Debt

"I'm going to be in the 7th grade before I get all my pre-school loans paid off."

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

"Yes, we've refused your loan application."

Yes we can increase your overdraft, but I'd like to see a little more grovelling, please.

'A loan, certainly, how much would you like?'

"We've got borrower's remorse."

Gone for Broke College

Life plan

'9K a year!? It's an outrage! At my level of attendance that's 3K per lecture!'

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

'What do you mean you've done more for me than my mother did?'

'We're going to need a bit more than comfortably off, I'm afraid.'

'I told you - they'll send me all these impressive looking diplomas when I pay off my student debt!'

'He owes $30,000 for a degree in drama but right now he's not acting.'

Student Loan Shark

"It'll be signed after your student loans are repaid."

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"