Student Loan Experts Pillows

Student loans - 'Mmmm, money. Just like Mom used to make.'

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

Student Debt

'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'

"I'm going to be in the 7th grade before I get all my pre-school loans paid off."

"According to the most recent report, we have no recourse but to abandon ship."

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

Life plan

'Is there anything we can do to repay you other than to repay you?'

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

"It's a rags to riches story. He started with $80,000 in student loan debt, and now he has a job and moved out of his parent's basement."

After years of study & hard effort, you're ready to begin your life's work. . . paying off your student loan."

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

Graduate Job Openings

"Just think, your student loan may outlive you."

'Student debt??? You ought to see my campaign debt!'

"Oh, they sent me to the best obedience school...now I have to dig my bones to pay the loans."

'Sorry kids, we've had to introduce parenting fees.'

Foreclosure

"We spent a lot of money educating him so..."

'We're sending you back so that you can pay off your student loans.'

'I hope your company does not have mandatory retirement at 65. I'll have to work until 95 to pay off my student loans.'

'Why are more homeowners walking away from their mortgages?'

Son, when I went to school, I trudged for years knee-deep in student loans!

Student Loans - 'Not you again.'

"We ran your credit rating and came up with a negative number."

"$120,000 in student loan debt, and you're telling me I need to dumb down my resume?"

"I figure that by the time I’m 62, I’ll have no student-loan debt, then, who knows – maybe start a family."

'I hereby sentence you to 40 years labor in an office with florescent lighting, just enough salary to keep you alive to the next paycheck, and a student loan that you never quite pay off.'