Navigating Student Loans Pillows

'Sorry kids, we've had to introduce parenting fees.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'For an explanation of the financial terms of this loan, please enroll in a continuing-education economics class at your local community college.'

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

Medical student overdrafts...careers in the law.

Proud Parent Of A Medical School Student With Huge Debt.

Student Debt

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

'This charge is for the office visit, this charge is for blood work, and this charge just about pays off the doc's school loan.'

"I'm going to be in the 7th grade before I get all my pre-school loans paid off."

'Welcome graduates, parents, guests, faculty, and home equity loan officers.'

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

Life plan

The sixth college sense. 'I see debt people.'

'I'm working on a ten year degree. Four years in school, and six years to pay off my student loans.'

'I may be 40 years old, but I have the student debt of a 20 year old.'

"I'll thank you not to quote Yeats, Godel, or any other reminders of college loan debt."

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

"It's a rags to riches story. He started with $80,000 in student loan debt, and now he has a job and moved out of his parent's basement."

'Oh he's my loans officer.'

Graduate Job Openings

After years of study & hard effort, you're ready to begin your life's work. . . paying off your student loan."

"I've been to college, but I'm selling magazines to pay off my student loans."

"Of course I'm going to use the money to buy booze. I'm celebrating paying off my student loans."

"Oh, they sent me to the best obedience school...now I have to dig my bones to pay the loans."

"Most men brag about their fancy cars, but...you paid off all your student loans...wow!"

"Just think, your student loan may outlive you."

"I learned a lot in this class. I learned how to day trade stocks to help pay off my student loans."

Kellogg's newest cereal for kids over 30. 'Wow! There's even a prize at the bottom of the box! My student loans are paid! Cool!'

'Student debt??? You ought to see my campaign debt!'