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Freshers' week societies - 'Debt', 'Poverty' and 'No Money'.

Graduate receives a tax bill instead of a diploma

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'Good girl, Carol - now hands up all those who have lost their pens.'

"Three more years of high school."

"Philosophy Department. Why may I direct your call?"

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

"It's going to be one of those days."

"Rosalie—your poor performance this year has reduced your parents' investment in you by almost seventy per cent."

'If you are here, you'll be late for gym class."

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

Baby At The Entrance Of The Maze Of Life

"Let's split up the jobs for taking care of the baby. I'll take care of what goes in to him. . . you take care of what goes out!"

'Trevor, it's some gentlemen to see you about your student loan.'

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

'It's the only way I can afford this place.'

'Son, your teacher told me that you're having trouble focusing and other things that I zoned out on...'

'No Jennifer! I never head of mad broccoli disease.'

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

'I was going to buy a hot tub.'

Archeology 101.

Newly Qualified Teacher.

'We usually have some trouble getting organized the first day of school.'

One shandy and two glasses of tap water please.

'I'm sorry but we don't have athletic scholarships for video games.'

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

"It's the whole kindergarten thing, Mom. I'm alone in there, swimming with the sharks."

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

"Room, board, books, and tuition--I draw the line at corkage fees."

"My problem is, I can't tell the rules from the guidelines."

"How much would it cost if I don't take classes but just live in a dorm with a meal plan?"

"I can't believe Tia Carmen is working in our cafeteria! This bites! How can she do this to me?"

'His teacher said performance targets aren't real.'

'Don't worry about the boy who bullied your son...I've sorted him.'