Stripper Gifts

"No doubt about it. The Internet poses a great threat to personal privacy."

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

"It won't be much of a holiday for me, did you forget I'm a stripper?"

'This is just the warm up.'

"Call me old fashioned, but I preferred this place before it went all 'equal-opportunity employer'."

"That'll be 50 bucks."

"At least I won't have to jump out of these silly things for a living any more."

Exotic dancer decides to use the star on her dressing room door.

The Stripper

'Say! You're new here aren't you?'

'Asset stripper'

"You know that male stripper...?"

'You're new here, aren't you?'

Fireman's pole.

'Do you deny gasping 'PHWOAR!!' when lap dancer, Miss Lushbody here, flaunted her assets in your face?'

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

"Isn't that your ex wife?"

'I don't have any cash on me so will you accept some fresh produce from my garden instead.'

The stripper.

"I can't pay you, but you'll get plenty exposure."

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. Please observe our rules. NO making lewd propositions to our performers and absolutely no touching. No touching. Let's me and you honeymoon.

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

Pole dancer removes face mask.

"I've got to go - there's been a sexy crime."

"Do you mind?"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'Fetch.'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

'Now here's a place I like!'