Stripper Pillows

"No doubt about it. The Internet poses a great threat to personal privacy."

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

"It won't be much of a holiday for me, did you forget I'm a stripper?"

'This is just the warm up.'

"Call me old fashioned, but I preferred this place before it went all 'equal-opportunity employer'."

"That'll be 50 bucks."

"At least I won't have to jump out of these silly things for a living any more."

Exotic dancer decides to use the star on her dressing room door.

The Stripper

'Say! You're new here aren't you?'

'Asset stripper'

"You know that male stripper...?"

'You're new here, aren't you?'

Fireman's pole.

'Do you deny gasping 'PHWOAR!!' when lap dancer, Miss Lushbody here, flaunted her assets in your face?'

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

"Isn't that your ex wife?"

'I don't have any cash on me so will you accept some fresh produce from my garden instead.'

The stripper.

"I can't pay you, but you'll get plenty exposure."

"Alright, I'll talk. Just please, stop with the good-cop, ab-cop routine."

Pole dancer removes face mask.

"I've got to go - there's been a sexy crime."

"Do you mind?"

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

'Fetch.'

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

A bear is sat on an armchair with old man slippers.

A tortoise running along the side of the road, panting.

Motor Tourism

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

'Now here's a place I like!'