Strings Attached Humorist Gifts

Playing the puppet strings.

"You're going to hate yourself."

"The Eggsorcist"

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"Try picking up a girl after you've renounced everything."

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'Sorry guys... budget cuts !'

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The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

"Do let me know if I'm getting in the way, won't you?"

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

Studying String Cheese Theory

Lab studies suggest that a human growth pill is just around the corner.

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

"So, tell me what happened after this Schrodinger put you in this box..."

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

Impartial Testing: "Eeny, meeny, money, moe..."

"Cassius Clay....Muhammad Ali....was one name his chatroom nickname or user name?"

'..and one for the pot.'

'The crepes of wrath.' 'Joad's mobile pancake store.'

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

'I understand he has a hard boiled management style.'

'Ever think it's a whole new world for us old guys?'

"I think, therefore I am depressed."

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

Three-way mirror

A dead Olive found stabbed, in a Cocktail drink

Gunswinger

Med. Soc Sec. Can we agree on anything to reduce the deficit other than a bake sale?

Plant Closed - Downsized Too Far

Dion hires an image consultant: Ineresting. Now let's try Western and then Hip-Hop.

"This is all so ARBITRARY!"

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'