String Theory Strategist T-Shirts

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

'I've tried all night without potting a ball.' - 'Try taking away the wooden frame.'

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

She loves to play with string theory.

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"Always with the String Theory."

"I told him we needed more string."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Thin Tank and Emote Tank.

Wordplay: Nonstarter.

Oog has invented the organization chart.

'George said he was coming here to unwind.'

"I pulled a few strings to get you this job, Simmons. Don't spend your day playing with them."

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

Armstrong, the new Ybox game console comes out next week. I've got to get in line at Computer Villa. Nope. You are callous and inhumane. Fortunately, I have a backup plan. Computer Villa sale! If anyone cuts, chew their nose off.

Smoke and Mirrors: Harold couldn't work out why his new store wasn't getting any customers.

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

Pawn Stars

'Some game dog you are. That's the fifth time in a row you've fallen for the King's Gambit.'

"We're making progress."

Spike Milligan

Syria

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

'I spent today with out spindoctor, and boy, am I dizzy.'

Margaret Thatcher as the rad queen in [Alice] Through the Looking Glass. Her clothes display symbols of her policies, such as a map of the Falkland Islands and policemen's helmets

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

"Where do you see yourself in five moves?"

'Exhibit A: the oxygen tube that came loose the night she died. You were there that night. You wanted to play then, too.'

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

"The boss won't be able to make it on time. He asked us to reschedule this meeting to discuss the agenda for our next meeting where we're going to brainstorm strategies to prevent procrastination in the workplace."

'The great thing about string theory is that it ties up quite a few loose ends.'

Conflict is harder to sustain when you don't see everything in black and white.

'Why do I always pick the slow moving queue?'