String Theory Lover T-Shirts

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

Impressing dad.

No Elgar!

She loves to play with string theory.

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

"I told him we needed more string."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"Always with the String Theory."

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

Violin Player

'George said he was coming here to unwind.'

Cello Concert

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

Studying String Cheese Theory

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"I pulled a few strings to get you this job, Simmons. Don't spend your day playing with them."

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

The dream works when the team works!

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

"The estranged string trio."

Violin Rehearsal

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

'Exhibit A: the oxygen tube that came loose the night she died. You were there that night. You wanted to play then, too.'

The violin lesson

'The great thing about string theory is that it ties up quite a few loose ends.'

The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter

Spinning violinist

That's my son

'Next time you apologize, try to do it with no strings attached. String can be very distracting.'

'Welcome aboard - this ball of string will lead you to your desk.'

Cellist wearing face mask.

String Quartet Vending Machine

Haircuts

They adopted Stephen Hawking's cat. It looks like he's an expert on string theory.