String Theorist T-Shirts

'Have you ever tried pushing a piece of string?.'

'Next time you apologize, try to do it with no strings attached. String can be very distracting.'

She loves to play with string theory.

"No matter how many times I study it—always more and more cognizant of its anomalies and repetitions, defying all logic—I am nevertheless drawn into its bewitching spell!"

'We're the only country where cats refer to this as playing with a ball of string. Everywhere else it's known as football.'

Tangled wires.

Haircuts

"She works with puppets, but there's no strings attached."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"I told him we needed more string."

Impressing dad.

"Always with the String Theory."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

'George said he was coming here to unwind.'

Violin Player

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

"I pulled a few strings to get you this job, Simmons. Don't spend your day playing with them."

Studying String Cheese Theory

Sergei Taneyev

"Wow! - String Theory must be true after all..!"

The dream works when the team works!

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

Violin Rehearsal

"The estranged string trio."

Rogue Traders from Parallel Universes.

'Exhibit A: the oxygen tube that came loose the night she died. You were there that night. You wanted to play then, too.'

The violin lesson

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

That's my son

'The great thing about string theory is that it ties up quite a few loose ends.'

Leos Janacek