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'So what's this new hobby of yours?'

String Theory

'What's that piece of string for?' 'It's a weather device. When it moves, it's windy, and when it's wet it's raining.'

A powerful tennis serve loosens the strings of a tennis racquet.

"Our employee monitoring is still in the primitive stage."

"I pulled a few strings to get you this job, Simmons. Don't spend your day playing with them."

"Always with the String Theory."

They adopted Stephen Hawking's cat. It looks like he's an expert on string theory.

'George said he was coming here to unwind.'

Fluffy takes on string theory.

Surgeon Busy Playing Cats Cradle with Patient

Impressing dad.

She loves to play with string theory.

"I told him we needed more string."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

Violin Player

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

Cat reading about 'String Theory'.

Luthier

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

Studying String Cheese Theory

The dream works when the team works!

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

"The estranged string trio."

Violin Rehearsal

'Exhibit A: the oxygen tube that came loose the night she died. You were there that night. You wanted to play then, too.'

The violin lesson

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

'The great thing about string theory is that it ties up quite a few loose ends.'

That's my son

The Edward Witten String-Theory Quarter