String Philosopher T-Shirts

"The deal with the marionette company is nearly complete, although there are still some strings attached."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

She loves to play with string theory.

"You need to justify your own existence first."

"I told him we needed more string."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"Always with the String Theory."

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

'George said he was coming here to unwind.'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up."

"I pulled a few strings to get you this job, Simmons. Don't spend your day playing with them."

"I'm surprised I'm still single - I always thought I'd be divorced by now."