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"The deal with the marionette company is nearly complete, although there are still some strings attached."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"You need to justify your own existence first."

She loves to play with string theory.

"Always with the String Theory."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"I told him we needed more string."

Chicken soup for the sole.

"Always take the bull firmly by the tail and look him directly in the eye..."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

Middle Age: When you finally get your head together, and your body starts to fall apart!

Aging Support Group

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

'George said he was coming here to unwind.'

"This aquarium is such a nice prison."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

"Yes sir, I'm late. But I thought we were supposed to stop and smell the roses ... "

Life, love and a lot of bananas.

"I won't have anything to worry about when I grow up."

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

Cello player with pencil instead of bow

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

"Sorry, dude. . . but you just don't fit into our group!"

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

'The hardest thing is convincing the wife that when I'm staring out of the window I'm actually composing a tweet.'

"Just when I’ve reconciled the fact that I’m in my 40s, my 50th birthday shows up."

'Sometimes I feel sorry for those little baitfish, don't you, Ben?'

"Your next pilgrimage must be to a bodega for milk."

"I pulled a few strings to get you this job, Simmons. Don't spend your day playing with them."

"I'm surprised I'm still single - I always thought I'd be divorced by now."