'Ortiz, your timing is off...'
String Section Sage Gifts
Looking for a gift for the seasoned string section sage? Our collection offers clever, charming products that honor their musical mastery and love for string instruments. Perfect for musicians who have a knack for bringing harmony to any ensemble, these gifts are a unique way to say 'you’re appreciated' while keeping the spirit of music alive. From humorous t-shirts to thoughtful prints, find something that resonates with their passion for creating beautiful music.
"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"
'When investment bankers give parental advice'
'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'
Dog stretching before a walk.
Welcome Association of Stage Builders.
'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'
'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'
'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'
Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow
"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."
Melissa's Mark Prediction Service
"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."
'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'
'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'
"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."
"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"
'So, the memo said, 'twenty-one gnu salute' huh?'
"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"
'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!
'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'
"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."
"We found a new virus. . . which affects stock portfolios."
"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."
"Oh, do stick it adjectively adverbially where the 'effin' sun don't shine!"
The Return of Guarded Optimism
"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"
"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"
'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'
Downward-facing dog vs upward-looking cat.
A fortune cookie for investors.
The Stock Market and Personal Income.
"My stupid yoga mat is broken!"
'The market's been all over the place, today.'
"It's nice of you to say so, Ben, but somehow the idea of 'Shakespeare in the Park' doesn't really appeal to me."
String Section Sage Gifts Collection
String Section Sage Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring string section sages—an excellent gift for musicians who enjoy their coffee or tea with a touch of humor and wisdom.
String Section Sage Pillows
Cuddle up with pillows inspired by the wisdom of string section sages—ideal for adding personality and comfort to any music lover’s space.
String Section Sage Prints
Decorate your music room with prints celebrating the artistry of string section sages—small details that make a big impact on any wall.
String Section Sage T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for string section sages—fun, stylish, and perfect for musicians proud of their craft and sense of humor.