String Section Sage Pillows

'Ortiz, your timing is off...'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Dog stretching before a walk.

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"Oh, do stick it adjectively adverbially where the 'effin' sun don't shine!"

"We found a new virus. . . which affects stock portfolios."

The Return of Guarded Optimism

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

A fortune cookie for investors.

The Stock Market and Personal Income.

China gets capitalistic in its own way...: 'The Tao is up!'

Cell Partners

"A million monkeys typing for a million years might come up with Hamlet, but they could never direct it."

'At last a sign the bear market may be over.'