String Section Sage Pillows

'Ortiz, your timing is off...'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'Yo-you Ma will now raise our spirits and assuage our pain.'

Dog stretching before a walk.

Welcome Association of Stage Builders.

'I love shopping for clothing I don't need with money I don't have.'

'Bad news on Wall Street. The entire stock market has been downgraded to a 'junk' classification.'

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

Daniel Day Lewis & George Glasgow

"Looks like the high tech shares have taken another fall."

Melissa's Mark Prediction Service

"All my stuff is 'Rosebud'."

'What did the fund manager say to the investment advisor?'

'On to the office again?' - 'No, my pro.'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Is there a dramaturge in the house?"

'So, the memo said, 'twenty-one gnu salute' huh?'

"There's everything you need to know about exercise in here." "Is there an osteopath's phone number in there?"

'Of course, for me, Christmas has a deeply felt religious significance! The stock exchange is my church...!

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

"Just think, someday we'll be considered 'retro'."

"We found a new virus. . . which affects stock portfolios."

"You're dated look is an absolute tour de force."

"Oh, do stick it adjectively adverbially where the 'effin' sun don't shine!"

The Return of Guarded Optimism

"Why can't they call it a 'Deer' or a 'Squirrel' market?"

"The best advice I can give you is: 'Be Yourself.'"

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

Downward-facing dog vs upward-looking cat.

A fortune cookie for investors.

The Stock Market and Personal Income.

"My stupid yoga mat is broken!"

'The market's been all over the place, today.'

"It's nice of you to say so, Ben, but somehow the idea of 'Shakespeare in the Park' doesn't really appeal to me."