Street Wisdom Aficionado Pillows

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Pigeon Fashion

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

Panhandler displays sign: Give now, on vacation next 2 weeks.

Parking meter holdup

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

"I started with nowt and I've still got it."

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

'Promise me one thing, Lorraine... you won't tell my friends we met at a church picnic?'

'I always thought wine came from half-empty bottles left in the park.'

'-and do you always tell street interviewers to xxyzz!! off, sir?'

'That's what I love about New York - people leave you alone.'

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'We need an expert to improve our marketing concept, our business strategy and our sales performance. That's why I decided to hire the 12 year old from the lemonade stand on the other side of the street.'

The Denouement is Nigh!

Street boy looking after a horse

Literal Following of Directions: RUN

'Well I've got four rabbit's feet, and look where it got me.'

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

"If I may say so, sir, that chapeau makes you look like one tough hombre!"

Blind folded - Please Help.

'I'd have to inspect it first.'

Phil Anderson, Three-Time Beggie Award Winner

Hoodies playing chess

Homeless cocktail mixer.

'So we've put the bin out ten minutes early, it's not as if the council will know...'

Taxi stopping for the sexy looking leg.

Panhandler with sign; "Too honest about my true feelings."

"Looks like those guys are going to rob us so this is a good time to pay Fred back the money I owe him!"

'No-good freeloading bums are people too, y'know!'

"Do you have any stone unwashed jeans?