Street Savvy Admirer Pillows

'We need an expert to improve our marketing concept, our business strategy and our sales performance. That's why I decided to hire the 12 year old from the lemonade stand on the other side of the street.'

"Extreme miming"

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Hay Rides $10

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Slow Night

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Graffiti artists signs his memoirs in bookshop.

"Play on."

Utility Chic.

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

'Reminds me of how I balance your pay packet each week!'

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

Revenge Graffiti.

"This guy looks like he's really out of touch."

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

The Ignored Busker

You're the first person who's ever actually stopped! Emu.

"One man's garbage is another man's best friend's treasure..."

Pigeon Fashion

What a Dog.

A man walking a bowling ball is about to walk into a woman walking a bunch of bowling pins

"Anybody know how to spell anarchy?"

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

'Last chance to give for next 400 yards.'

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

'No I haven't got a light, shove off!'

Bling Bling.

Pavement artist.

Not very ladylike. Please help.

How to Fight Censorship

Tone Deaf and Can't Read Music - Please Give.

"So I look like someone who has something to give??!"

Parking meter holdup