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'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"Keep your money, sir. I'm on strike!"

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

Who'd have guessed that the season's mast have item would be big springy shoes.

Pigeon Fashion

'Can you prove it's your hat?'

Panhandler displays sign: Give now, on vacation next 2 weeks.

Parking meter holdup

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

Yo, Twitchy

"I started with nowt and I've still got it."

'I always thought wine came from half-empty bottles left in the park.'

'-and do you always tell street interviewers to xxyzz!! off, sir?'

'Promise me one thing, Lorraine... you won't tell my friends we met at a church picnic?'

'That's what I love about New York - people leave you alone.'

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'We need an expert to improve our marketing concept, our business strategy and our sales performance. That's why I decided to hire the 12 year old from the lemonade stand on the other side of the street.'

The Denouement is Nigh!

Literal Following of Directions: RUN

Street boy looking after a horse

'Well I've got four rabbit's feet, and look where it got me.'

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

Hoodies playing chess

Homeless cocktail mixer.

Blind folded - Please Help.

'I'd have to inspect it first.'

Phil Anderson, Three-Time Beggie Award Winner

"If I may say so, sir, that chapeau makes you look like one tough hombre!"

'So we've put the bin out ten minutes early, it's not as if the council will know...'

Taxi stopping for the sexy looking leg.

Dog begging with sign that reads 'Boneless and hungry'.

Panhandler with sign; "Too honest about my true feelings."

"Looks like those guys are going to rob us so this is a good time to pay Fred back the money I owe him!"

'No-good freeloading bums are people too, y'know!'