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Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

"Extreme miming"

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

Stepping on clown's shoe...

Slow Night

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

What a Dog.

Long necked giraffe playing long saxophone

Man on corner near theatre has puppets and does 'Sneak Previews' for money,

Parking meter holdup

'Blast it's raining!'

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

Man with a top hat. The lid of the hat is rising with some eyes peering out.

Watch for Children.

"I'm thinking impromptu Verdi in limping traffic tempo."

"Vending machine is junk. For $1.00 I'll beat on it for you."

A balloon salesman is stuck with a pin and his balloons fly off.

"I'm an anthropologist, but I don't know what the hell is going on here"

"Excuse me, where did you get those sandals?"

Parking? I don't think so.

Saxophonist

'Can't you see I am having lunch!'

Wife, five kids & thirst to support.

My dog spot will eat anything for $1.00

"Now, do you want to be part of the problem or part of the solution?"

Will Talk for $

'-and do you always tell street interviewers to xxyzz!! off, sir?'

Three musicians busking

'That's what I love about New York - people leave you alone.'

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

'We need an expert to improve our marketing concept, our business strategy and our sales performance. That's why I decided to hire the 12 year old from the lemonade stand on the other side of the street.'

'I hope you're going to come quietly.'

The End of the World is Nigh.

The Denouement is Nigh!