Street Smartster T-Shirts

'Trust me, if you see a man with a blurred out face. . . run!'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

'Pardon me. Can you tell me where 9 West 57th is?'

Street person selling bricks from wall he's leaning on.

Man saying 'Bless you!' to a Big Issue vendor.

Sidewalk the game

Parking meter holdup

Fortunately, Nigel had something up his sleeve.

Watch for Children.

A panhandler with a sign that reads "Sadder but no wiser".

5,- euro and I'll show you how to hustle 5,- Euro from a doofus!!"

"Here comes a couple! Game face, girl! Game face!!"

Parking? I don't think so.

Muggers.

'-and do you always tell street interviewers to xxyzz!! off, sir?'

'That's what I love about New York - people leave you alone.'

'It's quite a learning experience. You'll be amazed at what you can live without.'

Turning away/ spare change -neck brace $10

Come to Brooklyn

Literal Following of Directions: RUN

"Baldo, you will never flip off people on the highway again...do you hear me?"

Clamped car in traffic

'I'm not writing him out a ticket...you do it!'

"Sure, I take credit cards. Wait here while I max it out.""

"Someone's nicked the Neighbourhood Watch sign."

Hoodies playing chess

"Busy working—get lost!"

"I'm smart, but not A, B, or C smart."

Blind folded - Please Help.

'I'd have to inspect it first.'

"I'm warning you, I have a cold!"

Phil Anderson, Three-Time Beggie Award Winner