Street Wisdom Seekers Pillows

Panhandler displays sign: Give now, on vacation next 2 weeks.

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

Teacher has two boxes: "Book Smart" and "Street Smart"

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

"Things will get bad... then there will be an election... then things will get worse."

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

"Authenticity, little buddy. That's the secret to success in love, in the workplace... in everything."

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

Law office sign: "Defending the citizen's entitlement to folly since 1935"

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

'That's it? Listen to my mom?'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

"Some will love you and some will hate you. It's always been that way with anchovies."

Author of thought for the day on commitment remains anonymous.

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

'There's got to be more to the Eightfold Path than 'don't worry, be happy.''

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.

Bank

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'