Quirky Wisdom Seekers Pillows

"...and if your friends jumped off a cliff, would you jump off a cliff?"

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'I'm told you've been born again, again and again. . . ?'

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

K9 Literati.

'The problem is you're a perfectionist. You don't always have to be totally evil. Sometimes it's OK to just be annoying.'

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

'Oh, this is my son - I'm home-enlightening him.'

"Have you tried sitting in a box?"

COVID tips from Wild Animals

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

"My great-uncle Octavio always wore his hat in the house. That way, if bad company knocked on the door, he could say he was just leaving."

"We can work up to antidepressants, but for now I want to start you on eating a whole jar of cocktail olives over the kitchen sink."

'The secret of life has been unknowable ever since we assigned it to a committee.'

"Do I look like a wise man to you?"

'I seriously doubt if you've attained Nirvana yet - You've only been fasting and meditating for fifteen minutes.'

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

"Authenticity, little buddy. That's the secret to success in love, in the workplace... in everything."

Law office sign: "Defending the citizen's entitlement to folly since 1935"

'...Sure, I can tell you how to prevent getting old...You can lie about your age...You can smoke...And you can drive drunk...'

'That's it? Listen to my mom?'

'Oh, he's pretty wise -- I clerked for him.'

Author of thought for the day on commitment remains anonymous.

"Some will love you and some will hate you. It's always been that way with anchovies."

'There's got to be more to the Eightfold Path than 'don't worry, be happy.''

Healthy Witch Digest

Two words, my friend...Yak dung.

'I'm screwed...'

"I've learned so much from my mistakes, I've decided to keep making them!"